What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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