I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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