honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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