i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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