i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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