we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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