wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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