I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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