i just had sex bonerless
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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