for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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