i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Who died my cat blue again?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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