its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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