Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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