tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
