I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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