I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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