Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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