thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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