I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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