This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
there is puke in my bra ... again
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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