its not stalking. its research.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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