I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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