So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
When are your genitals available?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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