Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
