She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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