Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Randomize
