I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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