Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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