It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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