Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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