super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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