let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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