try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize