I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Randomize
