Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We have so much sex to catch up on
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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