at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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