She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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