Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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