What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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