You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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