I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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