I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Green mimosas i think yes
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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