i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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