i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
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yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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