You were right. It hurts to walk today.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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