called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
my sisters under your porch take her home
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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