i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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