Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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