We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
