OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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