So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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