you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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