Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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