you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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