If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
apparently the secret to your success is patron
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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