Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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